Really Kroger??

Really Kroger??

springtimeofhisvoodoo:

I AM WARNING EVERYONE.
YOU THINK THIS LOOKS GOOD? SO DID I.
BUT, GUESS WHAT? IT ISN’T.
I TOOK ONE BITE AND IT WAS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER ASSAULTED MY TASTEBUDS WITH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE…APART FROM THE TIME I ATE A BACON-WRAPPED OYSTER WHEN I WAS REALLY DRUNK.
YOU WOULD THINK THIS WOULD BE WONDERFUL. MACARONI AND CHEESE + BACON + GREEN ONION. 
IT TASTES RANCID OMFG THE BACON TASTES RAW AND IS GELATINOUS AND FATTY… THE CHEESE SAUCE SMELLS LIKE SPOILED MILK. AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGMENT, I IGNORED HOW VILE IT SMELLED AND TOOK A BITE. I ALMOST THREW UP.
IF YOU SEE THIS RUN.
RUN THE FUCK FAR AWAY!!!
RUN LIKE IT WERE THE PLAGUE!!!

springtimeofhisvoodoo:

I AM WARNING EVERYONE.

YOU THINK THIS LOOKS GOOD? SO DID I.

BUT, GUESS WHAT? IT ISN’T.

I TOOK ONE BITE AND IT WAS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER ASSAULTED MY TASTEBUDS WITH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE…APART FROM THE TIME I ATE A BACON-WRAPPED OYSTER WHEN I WAS REALLY DRUNK.

YOU WOULD THINK THIS WOULD BE WONDERFUL. MACARONI AND CHEESE + BACON + GREEN ONION. 

IT TASTES RANCID OMFG THE BACON TASTES RAW AND IS GELATINOUS AND FATTY… THE CHEESE SAUCE SMELLS LIKE SPOILED MILK. AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGMENT, I IGNORED HOW VILE IT SMELLED AND TOOK A BITE. I ALMOST THREW UP.

IF YOU SEE THIS RUN.

RUN THE FUCK FAR AWAY!!!

RUN LIKE IT WERE THE PLAGUE!!!

shitmyschoolfeedsme:

Look at those dry, virtually sauce-less noodles. What a great lunch
(1/24/12)

shitmyschoolfeedsme:

Look at those dry, virtually sauce-less noodles. What a great lunch

(1/24/12)

chinoisfemme:

I smell like a burger and fries. My seat mate will not be happy.

chinoisfemme:

I smell like a burger and fries. My seat mate will not be happy.

(Source: yourfoodsucks)

yaoimuffintastic:

This is legit the nastiest thing I’ve ever tasted!

yaoimuffintastic:

This is legit the nastiest thing I’ve ever tasted!

shitmyschoolfeedsme:

What is this liquid in this tray of eggs?
Is that supposed to happen?  With eggs?
(3-23-12)

shitmyschoolfeedsme:

What is this liquid in this tray of eggs?

Is that supposed to happen?  With eggs?

(3-23-12)

shitmyschoolfeedsme:

Chicken patties aren’t supposed to look like water-swollen fingers.
I seriously don’t know what’s wrong with it.
(3-28-12)

shitmyschoolfeedsme:

Chicken patties aren’t supposed to look like water-swollen fingers.

I seriously don’t know what’s wrong with it.

(3-28-12)

edgellace:

Um, S’mores French Toast because I’m bloated already.
It sure is pretty.

edgellace:

Um, S’mores French Toast because I’m bloated already.

It sure is pretty.

shitmyschoolfeedsme:

This one’s mostly for the taste.
Because when I get these, they’re just really gross.
This was also when the taco thing happened.  When I asked what the taco meat was made of, since they use turkey a lot, and I wanted to know.  Answered with utter rudeness.  Sorry I wanted to know what I was eating; I doubt you know.
That aside, this just tastes really bad.
(3-14-12)

shitmyschoolfeedsme:

This one’s mostly for the taste.

Because when I get these, they’re just really gross.

This was also when the taco thing happened.  When I asked what the taco meat was made of, since they use turkey a lot, and I wanted to know.  Answered with utter rudeness.  Sorry I wanted to know what I was eating; I doubt you know.

That aside, this just tastes really bad.

(3-14-12)